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Kya Karati Ki Kya Ki…
These days the weather in Bangalore is what many would say “too maachhh”. Some awesome breeze that thinks of it as a wind. Pleasant sunshine hitting your back, doesnt pinch you but caresses just a tinge. And amidst all this heavenly atmosphere, when even lazy dogs finally yawn and stretch and go for a walk, I go to office. You would say ‘yeah right, even I do so..whats new about it?’ . But then I am not saying that you dont
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Anyhoo, to the Hyderabadi Spirit in me, here goes a poem that Akanksha Srivastava Sent me, left rolling on the floor for a long time:
Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki
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hmmn……JOKES Apart!!!!!!laugh at ‘em
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle
and a porcupine?
A: A slow poke!
Q: What do you do when you see a big lion?
A: Hope it doesn’t see you!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: What is a witch’s favorite suject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
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